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February is supposed to be the shortest month. Unfortunately, for my friends in the press, there are no short months under the president Donald Trump.
With help Duj Boss Elon MuskTrump made 28 days look like a conservative version of Mao's long career. Discounts, oblique, shooting, pendants and more control news. Of course, where will the media be without an unlimited conversation?
The far left still did not take a braid from the election results. The Wisconsin Governor Tony Everez supported a budget to meet the word “mother” to the term “radio person”. Job requirements for the leadership of the state of 6 million are not very high.
Former President Joe Biden signs his old representative, while President Donald Trump made 28 days in February look like a conservative version of Mao's long career. (Getty Images)
Not everything was political. The month also appeared (Kanye West) as he is doing crazy and disgusting things, I will not deal with this joints, but his DS number must earn him. To celebrate the fiftieth anniversary of the founding of his program, “Saturday Night Live” Honcho Lorne Michaels claimed that one of the most fixed liberal programs in TV history is “non -party”.
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This level of madness was reflected in crazy stories of the month.
1. Pay Biden to speak – Former presidents often retire to the lecture circle, where people pay six or seven numbers just to hear them talking. Then there is unemployed recently Former President Joe Biden. Speech is not something that has been able to mobilize for years. Nevertheless, Biden returned with the Creative Artists Agency (CAA), which was returned to him from 2017-2020. Biden's processors seem to believe that there is still some life in his wallet …
It should not be superior to it, former Vice President Kamala Harris signed with the same company. You may get the Netflix deal with millions of dollars like former President Barack Obama. It already has an acting experience in the “Veep” version.
2. The star “Wicked” Sinatia Evo will appear in a copy of Andrew Lloyd Weber, “Jesus Christ the star.” Not surprisingly, the actress Freddy Kruger-ESIC (see nail nails-a safe distance) played Mary Majdalein in a copy of all females in 2020. This time, the actress headed by the bald, which “is known as strange and sexual sex” and A vegetarian, according to Pink News, is supposed to play the role of Jesus. Knowing Hollywood, they will not only change the gender of the savior, and perhaps they will make Judah the hero also.
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3. Bond, Jin Bond – The Amazon only obtained rights for The famous James Bond concession. “Lord of the Rings” knows the meaning of this, as well as our friends in CNN. Publishing the port, “Here we would like to see the next 007 play.” Dan Hashing, one of the entertainment editor, has inserted seven suggested candidates, including Idris Elba, who has skills but 52 years old. Of course, two of CNN's espionage kings suggested.
I suggested that Telda Swinton play the role of 007. (Chris Sociedo/Getty Emoz for SXSW)
The Gugu Mbatha-RAW and Tilda Swinton menu included. Swinton is more than a decade from Elba. None of this matters as long as we get Bond to do the gender transition.
4. Peta returns on the day of the paradoxical earth – Everyone seemed to like Peta's mockery in an attempt to empty frozen fertilizer last month. ECO Karens returned, just like the day of the earth. Since they did not mention their second mention, they are still not appointed in the style of Bill Murray. This month they want to replace the Groundhog TV star Punxsutawnyy Phil with a “weather” cake.
Imagine a crowd from the frozen state of Pennsylvania, who gather around a cake that turns either blue or pink to indicate whether the heat of the bakery or snow will visit. Jim Cantor goes out in the animal kingdom and in A non -midwife cake comes. All this because, in the words of Beta, we need to show a “slice of decency an elephant”. The next time you see the “old” “old” price, the curse of the late Bob Parker to support him in Beta and Akos.
Most of the revolutionary month of any modern presidency
Punxsutawnyy Phil was held after withdrawing from his hole on the day of the Earth's rat, February 2, 2025. (PCNTV)
5. Great Danish – The Americans have been tired of California residents at least since Ronald Reagan stopped being a ruler. This does not mean that we are ready to abandon foreign countries slightly larger than Maryland. After all, there are at least 15 major sports teams in the state, depending on how you calculate. (In 14 with Auckland A to Vigas, my love!) Some of our European friends want to get out of Uncle Sam. More than 266,000 people have signed a petition urged, “Let's buy California from Trump – the upcoming big Denmark adventure.”
Denmark's gross domestic product is $ 432 billion or a little behind that global economic power, Bangladesh. California alone has a gross domestic product about nine times. (I bet you did not expect an ECON lesson.) So, there is no sale unless they want to take all liberal people in Hollywood who invaded the rest of the United States and then, it's California, here we go.
6. Chicago, we have a problem – I will never win any popular competitions. For this reason I do not nominate positions. To be unpopular is a problem with politics, though. Take Democratic Democratic mayor Brandon Johnson… please. The new polling, with the permission of Politico, D-DNC, Johnson Petoubia 6.6 % and a negative classification of 79.9 %. Soron may include better in Rohan. Johnson is a democratic in a city that controls his party. With numbers like this, opponents can run fame in Chicago Mobon, the Cabonian and win. According to Caboni in 1947.
7. Liberal fencing – The case of the Washington Post is an amazing precedent. On the one hand, you have a former technical correspondent, Taylor Lorenz, is still concerned about Covid-19. On the other hand, there Former column writer Jin Robin With her boring partner, Norm Eisen is in contradiction.
Both ports are successful. There is no doubt about that. HECK, the contradictory contrast is 500,000 subscribers in Subsack this month, which may qualify him as a legal alternative to melanin. Watching “coffee with the contradictory” and Eisen heard promised that “my father today's joke” is a comment on what is happening when the MAD magazine generation comes out their golden years and enters the years of Biden.
Taylor Lorenz has repeatedly publishes around Covid, especially about wearing a mask. “Imprisonment is necessary!” (Getty Images)
Lorenz has repeatedly published about Covid, especially about wearing a mask. She announces to her readers: “The concealment is necessary! We protect each other <3".
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Say what you want, it's not boring. Valentine's Day was distinguished by the participation of a woman's video from “3 Valentine's Day reasons is terrible for Affair partners.” Here's Lorenz Snarky Take: “While you may want to celebrate Valentine's Day, please remember how difficult and difficult this day for those who have an affair with your loved ones
Choose your poison.
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