Nikki Glaser can easily win over a crowd with her jokes — and her style.
Who is Glaser, 40 years old? Organize the 2025 Golden Globes on Sunday, January 5, is known to wear short skirts, high heels, sparkly outfits, etc. when on stage to perform monologues.
While attending the Golden Globes Red Carpet Premiere on Thursday, January 2, in Beverly Hills, Glaser shined in a custom Off-White suit with a wrinkled design. Underneath, she wore a black top with a cutout on the chest and a sparkling trim.
Besides her chic looks, Glaser also shows authenticity about the beauty and fashion industries in her jokes. From complaining about wanting a brow lift to feeling pressured to always wear makeup, the comedian never fails to do it. We laugh.
Comedian Nikki Glaser has stepped back from her plastic surgery plans to host the annual Golden Globes. “So in January 2025, I'll probably get a brow lift or some kind of really invasive surgery that I've been, you know, considering getting done,” Glaser , 40 years old, said in the Sunday, December 29, broadcast of CBS (…)
Keep scrolling for Glaser's best jokes about beauty and fashion:
Cosmetic surgery
“I'm going to use the money from tonight (and) I'm going to get a brow lift,” Glaser said in the May 2024 comedy special with Max, One day you will die. “I knew I wanted this because every time I was stressed, I thought, 'Oh my God, I'm being snatched,'” she said, turning around. “I've never felt worse but I never looked better,” she quipped.
Wardrobe malfunction
Glaser experienced his own fashion mishap while appearing on an episode of Tonight's show starring Jimmy Fallon in May 2021. As she was virtually introduced to the crowd, Glaser opened her arms to say “Hello, Jimmy!” But accidentally tore the top of her sparkly pink blazer.
“My dress just came off!” Glaser exclaimed while crossing his arms and covering up. “It's humiliating, let's move on,” she said, brushing the incident off.
Glaser then took to Instagram to continue the tease at the wardrobe malfunctionwrote, “Nippy Glaser showed images of everyone on the show and also my friends watching on the other side of my computer. I am 💀.”
Make up
“Without makeup, I look completely different. I was never recognized. The other day, I was actually recognized without makeup and I felt insulted,” she said in her Max special. “F— you. Do you think Nikki Glaser looks like this?”
Glaser then joked about how long it takes women to get ready for an event during her period. Hollywood reporterWomen in Entertainment's annual speech in December 2024.
“Can we all admit to the flashiness of our schedules?” she told the crowd. “Did everyone start preparing while it was still dark outside? In fact, I think the very speech I'm giving now would have been 20% better if I hadn't spent most of yesterday preparing just to feel presentable enough to give it.”
She continued, “It's hard to write a speech on the same day you have to spray tan, get fitted, get a manicure, and bleach a——.”
“Remember that this is a part of our job that men don't really have to do,” she laughed.
looks hot
Glaser joked about being treated differently when she wore makeup during her performance. One day you will die special. In this episode, she shared a funny story about getting free groceries at Trader Joes after a cashier flirted with her when she looked “hot.”
Messy update
“The only safe style for women today is when you wear your hair in a high ponytail,” Glaser quipped during a stand-up in June 2023. “Don't you dare take that away from us.”
She also joked that now men “do their hair in buns” and she can’t wear her hair in a high bun or it will become a “man bun.”
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“You guys stole our most fun, easy style. I can't wear my hair in a bun.”
Put your clothes back on
Glaser looked colorful in a floral off-the-shoulder mini dress while performing in Florida in January 2024.
“I recycled the @fboyisland dress for you guys and then I went to the show and you all wore stylish black blazers and flared jeans. I have! she captioned an Instagram post at the time.
